A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.

The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.

A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.