A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.

It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

We have the best Congress that money can buy.