Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.