A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Nobody wants to be called common people, especially common people.

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.