Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

We do more talking progress than we do progressing.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.

Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our people around and show 'em how to be good and pure like us.