Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.