The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.

One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.

I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.