It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.