The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell 'em.

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

I would never make a good economist. You know, an economist is a man that can tell you anything about — well, he will tell you what can happen under any given condition — and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's, too.