There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it's not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.
Will RogersDon't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
Will RogersAmerica is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.
Will Rogers