The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.