Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity's door if you ardently wish to enter.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.