Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

That's the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.