Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it's not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.

Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don't divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.