Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell 'em.

Common sense ain't common.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.