Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.
If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
I never met a man that I didn't like.
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.