What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.

Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!