What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.