I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

I would never make a good economist. You know, an economist is a man that can tell you anything about — well, he will tell you what can happen under any given condition — and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's, too.

America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.