I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.

I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.