I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.

The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.

There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.