Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.

Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.