Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

We have the best Congress that money can buy.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.