Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

I never met a man that I didn't like.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity's door if you ardently wish to enter.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.