I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our people around and show 'em how to be good and pure like us.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?