I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

We do more talking progress than we do progressing.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?