I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.

Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.

Work to make a living; serve to make a life.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.