I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!

Nobody wants to be called common people, especially common people.