I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'

It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don't divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.