The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.
I never met a man that I didn't like.