I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.