So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.

There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.

More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.