So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.

Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.