You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.

They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.