If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run 'em backwards. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial.
Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.
Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.