If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live off the Democrats.

If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.

I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.