If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.