If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.

What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.

Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.