If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.

With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.