If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Don't wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.