The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.
The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.