If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.

Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.

There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.