If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.