If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
When you're through learning, you're through.
With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!
Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.