They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.