It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.
If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of Truth.... Now Rumor travels Faster, but it don't stay put as long as Truth.