We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.