There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.