That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don't divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run 'em backwards. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.

There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set.