That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

We have the best Congress that money can buy.

When a fellow ain't got much mind, it don't take him long to make it up.

I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our people around and show 'em how to be good and pure like us.

Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.