Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.
America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.