That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.