I never met a man that I didn't like.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

When you're through learning, you're through.