I never met a man that I didn't like.

If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and is seldom rewarded.

The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.