Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.

There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it's not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.