Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.

Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.