Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.

Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.

I would never make a good economist. You know, an economist is a man that can tell you anything about — well, he will tell you what can happen under any given condition — and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's, too.