Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.