Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.