Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.