Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it's not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
When you're through learning, you're through.
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.
The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.