You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.
Nobody wants to be called common people, especially common people.
Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of Truth.... Now Rumor travels Faster, but it don't stay put as long as Truth.
People learn more from observation that they do from conversation.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.