So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.