If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

A company is known by the people it keeps.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

People learn more from observation that they do from conversation.