One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.
It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment