Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

Work to make a living; serve to make a life.