The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.

The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President

The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell 'em.

Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.