The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.