The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.

With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!

Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.