The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.
The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.
You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.
Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.