The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.

America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.