We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening.

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.

One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.