We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening.

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.

One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.