Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

When you're through learning, you're through.

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our people around and show 'em how to be good and pure like us.