Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

We're all ignorant, just about different stuff.

We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.