The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.
We do more talking progress than we do progressing.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.