We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.