Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
When a fellow ain't got much mind, it don't take him long to make it up.
Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.
It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment