If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.