The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.

The US is safest when Congress is in recess.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment