When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.