An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.

The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell 'em.

Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.

We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.

If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting down on its defenses. It's the surest barometer in the world.

The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.