The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.