An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.

Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'