An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

A company is known by the people it keeps.

Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.

There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.

People should be more concerned with the return of their principal than the return on their principal.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.