An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.

Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.

Every guy looks in his pocket and then votes.

When you're through learning, you're through.

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.

My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.