Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.
Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.