There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.