We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.

There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.