The US is safest when Congress is in recess.
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.