We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.

Every guy looks in his pocket and then votes.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.