Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

People should be more concerned with the return of their principal than the return on their principal.