Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.