Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

We're all ignorant, just about different stuff.