We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

Work to make a living; serve to make a life.