We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

Work to make a living; serve to make a life.

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don't divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.