If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.
It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.