We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.

Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

Common sense ain't common.

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.