There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set.

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

Originality will be rewarded in any line.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.