A company is known by the people it keeps.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.