The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.