I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.

My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.