I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.

Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.

Don't wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.