Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.