The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.

Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary.