The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.