The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.