Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.