Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

We do more talking progress than we do progressing.

Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.