Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.

Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.