Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell 'em.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.