Always drink upstream from the herd.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
Common sense ain't common.
Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.