If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Why one Ad is worth more to a paper than 40 Editorials.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.