With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

Originality will be rewarded in any line.

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?