The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.
Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'