This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
You can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary.
A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.
When a fellow ain't got much mind, it don't take him long to make it up.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.