If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting down on its defenses. It's the surest barometer in the world.

Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.

The US is safest when Congress is in recess.