If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting down on its defenses. It's the surest barometer in the world.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.

If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.