The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.