The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

Don't wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.

What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?

With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!

Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.

He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.