Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.