Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Don't wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.

A company is known by the people it keeps.

It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.