Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.