Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.
The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
Nobody wants to be called common people, especially common people.
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.