The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.

If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.