The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

That's the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.

With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!